Online Mystery School

What was once only taught to the privileged seekers and renunciates, is now available to indulge in the privacy of your own home in a modern, engaging and loving journey.

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If you’re not sure where to begin, ask yourself…

What are you ready to embody?

As you will see all these courses and tools work in support of each other and paint the rainbow spectrum picture of the feminine on her healing & awakening journey. This is your roadmap to self-empowerment. Club-V is your all access pass if you are all in, all ready and 100% willing to follow the spiral all the way to the center. If you want to “a la carte,” see our most popular journeys below.

If you are confused, reach out to us so we can support you finding your personalized trail.

Embodiment #1

No more Pussy Problems
Tangled in the web of never-ending & recurring vagina problems
(i.e utis, bv, endometriosis, cysts, painful periods, yeast overgrowth, and the range of itchy, smelly, not sure what’s wrong with me vibes)

You want to focus on the ROOT cause of what’s disturbing and setting off your V, not continuously band-aiding the symptoms. First you need to detox the build up, then heal & strengthen your vaginal microbiome.

Best places to begin:

Period Alchemy: your emotional roadmap to the root

Steam Queen: your ticket to healing your vaginal biome for gooooood

Additional Support:

JoyLux wand: anti-microbial, anti-inflammatory, anti-bacterial, revives cells and regenerates your vagina

Embodied Intimacy Coaching w. Alila

Embodiment #2

Healing Trauma Overactive, repeating the same patterns, unable to get to the other side of the wound, and feeling constantly like you want to run, hide or beat someone up.

Healing is a courageous journey of the WILLing soul. When you love yourself enough to say YES to your healing, you are ready. Buckle in :).

Best places to begin:

Steam Queen: move trauma, patterns and stories out of your pelvic bowl

Breast Friends: Get it off your chest and make space for more love

Empress Way: nervous system regulation tools and finding your power between your legs

Additional Support:

Embodied Intimacy Coaching w. Alila

Embodiment #3

Multiorgasmic Ecstasy
Craving deeper, wetter, hotter intimacy with yourself and your partner in between the sheets. You know how to “get yourself off,” are over butterfly orgasms (aka. clitorial orgasm that have a quick peak and release sensation) and craving life-changing orgasms.

Orgasms cover the whole range, emotional, physical, energetic and spiritual. The good news is all body’s can! So now you can, too!

Best places to begin:

Steam Queen: Mimics arousal and give you access to open, wet, surrendered vagina

Empress way: Strengthens the orgasm muscles so you have more, longer

Breast Friends: Nipplegasms anyone!?

Additional Support:

Vajra Pleasure Wand: Retrain yourself to make pleasure slow and sacred

JoyLux wand: revive your vagina cells for more sensation
-Embodied Intimacy Coaching w. Alila

Embodiment #4

Baby Maker
Frustrated, confused and overwhelmed with your fertility journey. Wanting to start a family and feeling like your body is failing you. Heart-broken and at your last line. Also for the postpartum mama who is in deep need of feeling like some thread of ‘herself’ again.

There is nothing more confusing than the fertility journey when you approach your body from the outside, in vs the inside, out. When we rely on apps and experts we lose the real time application of body-literacy and the baby-making journey becomes an addition to your to-do list instead of the best orgasm of your life (which it can be).

Best Places to Begin:

-Steam Queen: Best practice for fertility years. Period.
-Period Alchemy: Learn how to track your cycle like a seasoned hunter
-Breast Friends: Release the weight of grieve from your heart and prepare or support your breasts for/during nursing.

Additional Support:

-Vajra Pleasure wand: I know it seems funny, but babies LOVE pleasure, make more of it!
-Embodied Intimacy Coaching w. Alila

Embodiment #5

Conscious Couple
The visceral desire to move into harmonious, deep connecting, soul supportive intimacy within partnership. Typically arising out of feeling unseen, unheard and undesired.

Move from platonic roommates or volatile ego battles onto the field of vast, expansive and authentic coupleship. Ok, first things first, do your deep work so you can meet your other in the fullness of yourself. Then meet me in the couples cauldron to repair the damage and infuse the juice.

Best Places to Begin:

-Empress Way: Learn your own circuits, how you tick and what ticks you off, plus nervous system support
-Steam Queen: Move the old hurt out of your vagina so old fights don’t block you from deep intimacy

-Breast Friends: Increase your heart space capacity so you lead with more love and less hurt

Additional Support:

-Vajra Pleasure Wand: You have to keep your own pleasure pilot light LIT
-Embodied Couples Coaching w. Alila

Embodiment #6

Wise (and wet) Elder
You have celebrated enough trips around the sun to have wisdom and perspective, and as you finally have the freedom to have as much sex as you please, your vagina feels otherwise. You crave to feel pleasure without a bottle of lub and lots of deep, pleading breaths. You also want to stop peeing your pants when you laugh too hard, sneeze or bounce.

As we age, our vagina feels the kiss of gravity, aging skin and is more prone to infections. Good news, we have modern and ancient tools to revive our cells and defy aging between our thighs.

Best place to begin:

Steam Queen: the steam mimics arousal, increases lubrication and plushes out the vaginal canal
-Empress Way: counterbalance the effects of gravity by creating functional vaginal muscles
-Breast Friends: Don’t leave them behind, they will also perk up with your love and attention

Additional Support:

-JoyLux inter-v healing wand: our modern BFF to revive the vagina
-Embodied Intimacy Coaching w. Alila

Steam Queen

Breast Friends

Period Alchemy

Empress Way

V-Steam Academy

1:1 Embodied Intimacy

Club-V

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Feminine Mastery

Meet me at the trailhead of your step-by-step journey to the peak of your embodiment. If you are ready to expand your capacity for life, follow the spiral to the center.